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Lage Raho Munnabhai is nothing sort of a classic and seldom do we come across such a brilliant film! Anyways here are some jokes inspired from the Munnabhai-Circuit Jugalbandi. So enjoy!

PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin     malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

CIRCUIT
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

MUNNA BHAI
Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT
Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.

MUNNA BHAI
Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

MAMU
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?

GIRL
Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?>

CIRCUIT
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

CIRCUIT
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

MAMU
Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.

MUNNA BHAI
Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?

MAMU
Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.

PROFESSOR
Akal badi ki bhais?

MUNNA BHAI
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

MUNNA BHAI
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT
Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.

ENGLISHMAN
What is this?

CIRCUIT
Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.

ENGLISHMAN
What is this?

CIRCUIT
Sweet India

With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks …

ENGLISHMAN
What is that?

CIRCUIT
Air India

CIRCUIT
Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?

MAMU
Nehin.

CIRCUIT
To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

MUNNA BHAI
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.

MAMU
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?

MUNNA BHAI
Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

Sushmita Sen Opposite Richard Gere In Expat