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pfft hellll nooo this chick cannot act. i once had the agony of watching her..shudders...never again. there are soo many better actresses...whatever Ash Rai, the Queen, was initially invited but she couldnt do it, even so there are others...but piggy here?...noo
My wife Priyanka is held as a hostage by her evil parents to blackmail me.I request my fans and wellwishers to help me in getting her; safe and unconditional release; without any violence.
No compromise with the chopra-monsters,baweja-monsters and media-monsters.
My beloved husband Rajiv,
I love you and I miss you.
I have read all your comments for last one year.
I will never compromise with chopra-monsters,baweja-monsters and media-monsters.
I will commit suicide rather than thinking about any other man in my life.
I will never betray the mangalsutra which I wore before our God Shiva.
Your Beloved wife,
Priyanka Chopra.
hamari pyari bibiji priyanka chopra,
hum hindi mai baat karenge kyoki tum anpadh ho.naaraaj mat hona.such baat kadvi hoti hai.aakhir tum baarvi kaksha paas ladki ho.aaj ekkishvi sadi mai,aisi ladki ko anpadh hi kahte hai.hamai aap pe gussa hai.aap atmahatya kyo karegi? marre aapke dushman.
vo ashok chopra aur madhu chopra ab tak jinda hai?
Besharm hai esiliye jinda hai.agar thodi bhi sharm hoti to dono chullubhar pani mai dub marte.
kon hai ashok chopra? ek punjabi kutta,jo besharm hai,nich hai,kamina hai,dhokebaaj hai,charitraheen hai,swarthi hai.bolta kuch hai aur karta kuch hai.
aur priya, tumhari ankhomay pani aata hai ki baap ko cancer hai.cancer honese,kamina aadmi acchha nahi hota.cancer honese,ravan ram nahi hota.agar kal marta hai to aaj marrey.agar aaj marta hai to abhi marrey.saala bolta hai ki soch samaj ke faisla karo?soch samaj se faisla karo? muj pe bharosa kaise kare?
abe a punjabi kutte,tune kispe bharosa kiya?
tune prakash jajoo pe bharosa kiya,apni beti ka secretary banake aur prakash jajoo ne tumhari beti ko pareshan kiya.
tune harman baweja pe bharosa kiya beti ke saath party mai bhejke aur harman baweja ne tumhari beti ki ijjat pe haath dalla.
samja tu? abe a punjabi kutte,jin jin logo pe tune bharosa kiya,uun logo nai,priyanka ki ijjat lootna chahi.
tumne hamare pe bharosa nahi kiya aur hamne priyanka ki ijjat bacchayi.tumhare jaise shetaan ke muh pe pyar,bharosa,faisla; jaise shabd acchhe nahi lagate.tu ek punjabi kutta hai jis pe mai thukugaa tak nahi.
jab 100 kide marte hai tab ek suvvar peda hota hai;
jab 100 suvvar marte hai to ek bhadva peda hota hai;
jab 100 bhadve marte hai tub ashok chopra paida hota hai!
kon hai madhu chopra? ek kerala ki kulta; kerala ki kulta; kerala ki kulta.
priyankabibi,kya tuje pata hai kulta ka arth kya hota hai? ramayan mai bhagwaan ram ko vanvaas diya tha manthara naamki daasi ne; jise bharat ke log 5000 saal ke baad bhi kulta kahete hai.manthara kulta.teri maa madhu chopra bhi aisihi kulta hai jo kerala ke gaon gaon mai badnaam ho chuki hai.kerala ke log uuse kerala ki kulta kahete hai.jo maa apni beti ki ijjat lootwaana chahti ho aisi maa ko kulta kahete hai.
hamare kerala ke maamaaji acchhe hai.maamaaji hamare saath hai.maamaaji apni bahen madhu chopra ko kerala ki kulta kahte hai.vah mama vah!
to phir punjabi kutte aur kerala ki kulta ko kya chahiye? uunko paisa chahiye.vo log sochte hai ki ek din japan ke sony muje bahuut paisa denge,fir wo mujse millenge.garib damaad pasand nahi magar agar damaad paisawalla ho jaye to uunke pair padenge.pahele beti ke paise khatte the aur badme damaad ke paise khayenge.ye chaal hai punjabi kutte ki aur kerala ki kulta ki.
abe oh kutte aur kulta suun:hamare pe ladki ki barsaat hai.tumhari beti priyanka pe kohinoor ka heera nahi laga hai.
kerala ki asin se leke maharashtra ki yukta mukhi,
andhrapradesh ki sameera reddy se leke tamilnadu ki shreya saran,
germany ki julia stegner se leke russia ki maria sharapova tak humse shadi karna chahti hai...
samaj me aayaa kya? meri bibi priyanka muje de do varna duusri aurut ke paas jaoonga aur fir tumhari beti ka kya honga? socho jarra..kutte aur kulta jiiii..
kon hai harman baweja? ek madarchod bhadva jise bharat ki media ki randi ne apne ghaghreme chhoopaya.
kon hai ashutosh govariker? pichchar banayega,aap ki rashi kya hai.hamari bibi priyanka ki ijjat lootneke liye pichchar banayega.aapki rashi kya hai ke bahane harman baweja,hamari bibi priyanka ki ijjat pe haath dalenga.
abe a ashutosh govariker,suun raha hai kya? agar apne bibi bachche ka khyal hai to ye pichchar bandh kar de varna kya honga ye tuu soch bhi nahi sakta.samja kya?
kon hai vo cricket ke londe jo harman baweja ke saath victory pichchar me kaam kiya.itna uunko maro ki cricket khelna hi bhul jaye.
bharat ke media ki randiya,jaraa apna ghaghraa kholo aur harman baweja ko bahaar nikalo varna aisi maar padegi ki naani yaad aa jayegi.tum logo ne to apni ijjat gavayi magar tumhari beti se bhi koi shadi nahi karega,yaad rakhna media ki raniya.
meri priyanka bibi,
hum aapse bahuut naraaj hai kyuki tum buzdil ho.tumhare sasuur mafia hai aur tumko apne sasuur ki ijjat ka khyal rakhna chahiye.tum mafia ki bahu ho aur ye baat hamesha yaad rakhna.
tumhara pyara pati,
MAFIA KA BETA
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